whenever people send me hate i dont even really get hurt anymore im usually just like “whats the funniest way i could respond to this”
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The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
I’m gay
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
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